Things I Learned About Camping

#1: It gets dark and you might need a flashlight.

#2: Take the top off of the Spaghettios can when cooking over a grill so it doesn't explode all over your husband (that should be under Things Bryce Learned About Camping).

#3: Bryce's sleeping bag emits sparks. Do not use it.

#4: When someone says "An animal walked by our fire", they probably mean a field mouse. (That's for you, Phil.)

#5: If you are changing in your tent, make sure the flap is zipped up or else you are probably flashing the other campers.

#6: You still need coffee even if you are awakened by the bright sunshiney voice of your 18 month old, spouting many Hi Mama Hi Mama Hi Mama Hi Mama's at some obscene hour of the morning.

#7:  Don't bring a cooler that you KNOW already has a hole in the bottom of it.

#8: When the wind begins blowing against the tent, it is the wind and not the witch from "The Blair Witch Project".