According to Piper

#1: "That must be the bad guy."- said at Costco when she saw an older man, with a handlebar mustache walking towards the cart.

#2: "They're probably at home hanging up Christmas decorations."- said about the cows when driving past our little cow farm on the way to church. I had asked her and Samantha where those cows were.

#3: "Yah, I think everyone gets hair stuck in their bobo...oh, a little poop just fell out."- talking to her Grammie on the phone while using the restroom. Bobo is our word for their bottom...and I guess she had a hair stuck in hers.

#4: "Well, I think maybe tomorrow I'll marry Aiden...or maybe in six years."- as she is giving me one of her usual lectures.

#5: "Can I color on the cockroach?"- pointing at the big dead cockroach on our back porch with her chalk.