Some Fun Facts About Piper

1. Piper will ask me, from time to time, if I can marry her.

2. I asked Piper why she was laying on her sister's lap. She told me that she was falling in love with her.

3. Whenever I have to discipline Piper (we do this in her bedroom), she looks in the mirror to see what she looks like when she's crying. She does the same thing when she's washing her hands in the bathroom. Or singing.

4. She has been sleeping with the same stuffed Eeyore since she was 6 months old. I bought her a 2nd one, just in case the other one got peed on, covered in puke, etc. However, she refers to the 2nd Eeyore as the "other Eeyore" and will refuse it if you try to give her that one instead of the original. She can tell the difference (not to mention poor original Eeyore is quite shabby).

5. Piper will run up on stage after church is over, plop down on the piano and begin to sing worship songs. Or songs from Sleeping Beauty. Or "This is Halloween" from The Nightmare Before Christmas.

6. Piper likes to snuggle in bed with Bryce and I when she gets up in the morning. However, her ideas of snuggling are A) Putting Eeyore's tail up my nose, B) Pulling my hair, C) Trying to open my eyes, D) Asking me continually if the baby is eating or sleeping and if it is coming out, or if my belly button is going to pop up, or if my boobies are going to pop up (THIS I would like to see).

7. If you're brushing Piper's hair, she'll say, "Ow! Ow! That hurts!" If you pretend to brush Piper's hair, she says the same thing. Hmm.

8. Oh sure, you think she's cute. But she has a super maniacal laugh; that's when we know she is torturing Samantha.

9. Piper can now unbuckle her seatbelt and she is very proud of it. Currently, she is working on unbuckling Samantha's too (oh, how I am SO looking forward to not having to climb into the back of the van to get them out).

10. She is very polite. She almost always says 'Please' and 'Thank You'. Just don't ask her to sneeze into her elbow. That's "not very good", as she'll say.